February 2012
mum: you know you can tell me anything personal and it will just be between us
me: *tells something private*
mum: *tells all her friends and close family*
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
tumblrsbestposts:
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
At the movies
thatfunnyblog:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Best friends can make the worst enemies, they know...
No one ever looks their age now a days.
You mean so much more to me than you think.